Love in Paradise
Season 3
Cast guide reviewed Nov 3, 2026 · With Kim & Kyle
This season, on Love in Paradise…
One returning couple and five new ones try to turn island romances in Colombia, the Dominican Republic, Brazil, and Jamaica into lasting relationships. Kim & Kyle covered Season 3 on B-Sides, exclusively for Cray Cray Premium members.
Season details from TV InsiderLove in Paradise Season 3 podcast recaps
9 premium recaps · Newest firstKim & Kyle discuss this season on B-Sides, the Cray Cray Premium bonus podcast. Browse the available recap titles below, then listen through your membership. The cast guide and watching information are free to explore.
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Spoilers ahead: these B-Sides recaps discuss the episodes in full. Some podcasts cover more than one show. These episodes are available with Cray Cray Premium.
B-Sides: LiP S3 Finale, YouMeEx S2 Finale,
i didn't come all the way to this podcast to have a cold bed you dirty city having *** poor. im going to take off my clothes and bury your love in the ocean as soon as i find my mermaid tail.
anyway lets give friendship a chance ok? bring that turkey baster over here and lets ****** party
Opening -> 0:00 - 9:00
EVUHDNES WITH SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT -> 9:00. - 17:00
LIP Finale -> 17:00. - 44:30
**** ME -> 44:30 - 1:12:45
You Me Ex -> 1:12:45 - end
B-Sides: Match Me, Love in Paradise S3E11, Merpeople
Quotes from today's shows:
"i like eggs. marry me"
"i literally own McDonalds. when i can bang your daughter"
"i wish you the best good sir, gudday m'lorship"
"im cold and my eyes burn"
0:00 - 7:00 - Opening
7:00 - 25:15 - EVUHDENS
25:15 - 55:20 - Losing Love Twice in Ten Minutes in Paradise
55:20 - 1:20:00 - Sewage Me Abroad
1:20;00 - MerPeeps
B-Sides: Love in Paradise S3 E8-10, Don't Dick Me Abroad E6
sorry an orca ate my podcast notes. I'm ****** over it, gonna cut muh grass while my columbian tradwife watches with lemonade and jalapeño poppers from the sewer
shittalk 0-7
talking about mermaid secks 7 -> 28
for the love of christ dont have *** with me abroad 28 - 1:08
breaking up in paradise 1:08 - end
B-Sides: UMeEx S2E6, LiP S3E6, Dick Me Abroad E2
the only thing that matters about this podcast is that we have confirmation that a headlamp was used at the ******** competition to really be able to get up in there and have an accurate and fair starfish contest.
my parents are proud of me
Opening thoughts - 0:00 - 7:00
EVUDENS - 7:00 - 19:15
Love in Compression Socks - 19:15 - 57:00
Match me Colombian ****- 57:00 - 1:19:00
People Who Used to **** Living Together - 1:19:00 - end
B-Sides: YouMeMyEx S2E5, Love in Paradise S3E5, Match Me Abroad Premiere
Ever wonder why you don't get women? It's not because of your skulls and flames bowling shirt, or your rock collection, or your notebook of inventions. No, there are definitely blond big titted women who will respect you somewhere formerly soviet! Make sure you bring a mad-lib style prenup to really get her going.
patriot matchmaker would've been better
stamped times
0-7 bullshitting
7-25 EVUHHHDDENENENNSNNSn
25- 1:05 cruise ship in wyoming xoxoxoxoxo
1:05 - 1:30 you me my bud light at 11am
1:30 - END **** me abroad with studs who like lap dogs on retractable leashes
B-Sides: YouMeMyEx S2E4, LiP S3E4, Jewish Matchmaking E1-2
Carlos and Valentine banged. I guess. They're satisfied. No *****. But... don't ask.
0:00 - 5 - Opening Thoughts 5 - 21 - EVUHDENS 21 - 58 - Jewish Matchmaking 58 - 1:29- LIP 1:29 - end - You, Me and My Ex
B-Sides: Brother Husbands S1 Finale, LiP S3E3, YouMeMyEx S2 E1-3
The lesson of this podcast is that if all the people on Love in Paradise brought an ex to Columbia it would be a much better show. Brother Husbands... there's no saving that shitheap. And you have to believe me because these gringo hips don't lie.
B-Sides: Brother Husbands E2-5, Love in Paradise S3 E2
The most important part of this episode is our cray cray call to action. Cray crays, ASSEMBLE! -.... in Lansing Michigan for a ******** competition. See you there.
0- 26 - Opener and EVUHDENS
26 - 1:17:00 - Brother Husbands
1:17:00 - end - LIP
B-Sides: Love is Blind S4 Final, Love in Paradise S3E1
y'all pregnant yet? I don't know why you're listening to this instead of rawdoggin' and peeing all over this preggo test.
0:00 - 8:20 - Opening Thoughts
8:20 - 21:45 - EVUHDENS
21:45 - 24:50 - The Other Way Bonus Scene
24:50 - 1:27:30 - LIB
1:27:30 - end - Love in Paradise
Meet the cast
TLC cast guide via TV InsiderIntroductions adapted from TLC’s official season bios. These describe the season’s setup and may contain premise spoilers; they aren’t updates on current relationship status.
Carlos & VaLentine
Back from Season 2, the couple heads toward the altar after a string of breakups and makeups.
Juan & Jessica
Newly engaged and pregnant, Jessica moves to Colombia with her two boys while Juan works six months on a cruise ship.
Scott & Lidia
The Family Chantel’s Lidia meets Scott in person for the first time, with no shared language and his ex in the picture.
Matt & Ana
Engaged ten days after meeting in person, they find religion, culture, and Matt’s insecurities getting in the way.
Jordan & Everton
Together on and off for 12 years, Jordan joins Everton in Jamaica, unsure if he’s in it for love or money.
April & Valentine
A busy doctor and her personal trainer boyfriend face a 14-year age gap, a language barrier, and an ex in her business.
