The Single Life
Season 5

I GOT ASSASSINATED LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN!

Jamal and Liz bangin' their way across the 90 day universe is far less concerning than the gumbo of walking psychosis that is Colt.

On the other hand, it's the Tell All. It's all concerning.

Corny got herself an Oldie. MIGHT AS WELL BE 100!

Kim is drunker than Jon Walters on Boxing Day! Or as shitfaced as any rational human being would have to be to ask to live in your ex-girlfriend's 66 year old boyfriend's house...

This "A" on my cardboard sign means you're a ******* *****.

I was married to a death row inmate, but you're two inches too short for me.

Nobody gives a **** about Sophie's fake friendships. Tony sucks. Colt sucks. I hope most of these freaks die alone.

ANYWAY Love Overboard is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. And maybe the best.

We are bringing back some of the best ****** intro songs. We don't do these anymore because Suno AI is problematic, but we already did them when we were ignorant dorks so enjoy.

ILLNESS OF THE ***** vegas streets nowhere to go couches aren't free need a blow

Pain in my ****, dripping slow fiery sting, burning low

ILLNESS OF THE *****

Taking Pills. Dont tell your mom. I guess we're just friends until the pus is gone.

THE ILLNESS OF THE WHORES

It's my birthday. **** your mom.

Are you talking to other women?

ONLY IF THEY KEEP MEH YUUUUNNNNGGGGGG

HE WAS SENDING JERK OFF VIDS FROM CORNY’S ROOM TO BRAZIL BRO

I BROUGHT HAM AND CHEESE INGREDIENTS TO A POTLUCK, WHERE'S YOUR PANS?

Kim is recording from her New Zealand safe house, I'm at the Four Seasons.